karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

(via cumfort)

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via cumfort)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via cumfort)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it